Well Hello Lover....

Hello All!!! I'm so excited about finally taking the time to sit down and get this thing up and running. I'm also nervous, like first date nervous. My palms are sweaty and even though you can't see me, I'm sitting here wondering if I'm wearing the right outfit, if my hair looks right, and whether or not to put out on the first date??.....I mean of course I wouldn't put out on the first date..looks around the room to see if anyone can tell she's full of shit....? Anyhoo, I've spent the past year or so stalking some of my favorite blogs and decided that i'm a moderatley interesting person (?) with a big mouth, who knows a thing or two about comedic timing. I love to make others laugh, and I'm hoping this is the perfect outlet to do so and to complain about sleepless nights, sexless nights, hemmorhoids and all of the other disgustlingly glorious stuff that comes with being a new mom! Enjoy!